Everything we need to know about SEX, from common sense health department:

What on earth is sex?

OPTION A:
After millions of years of evolution, every animal has refined the act of sex. Put simply:
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OCCURS WHEN A MAN'S PENIS IS INSERTED INTO A WOMAN'S VAGINA.
Man, like chimpanzees, has tried other orifices too but real traditional sex is simply this:
Penis enters vagina, baby is born, the human race lives on. United health care...

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OPTION B:

Anti-sex: penis enters alternative orifuce, baby isn't born and the human race is extinct. Please choose which option you would like. A or B?

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Targ.

Moan moan moan?

Groan groan groan?

Isn't that what women always seem to do?

 

Stained sheets.

When was the last time you cleaned your sheets?