POLICE LIVE! Cops robbers and drugs. Comedy sketches, non-PC but with PCs.

This is how Police test the cocaine? 


PRODUCER'S NOTE: The only thing real about this film is the cocaine.

A day in a bookshop? In Bangladesh?

Deja vu or a kind of groundhog day?

Is this really in Bangladesh? The natives do speak good English...

REVENGE ON TAX DODGING BILLIONAIRES/BANKERS? TAX THE TOSSERS

Is this proof that women can go blind with excessive masturbation too? LORD O'CRIT JUNIOR LAUNCHES NAT NOLLID'S CAMPAIGN TO TAX THE TOP RICHEST 10% TOSSERS, AFTER ANOTHER U-TURN BY BRITISH PM ON BANNING MASTURBATION...

Fruit and veg X rated?

Your 5 a day fruit? Wayne Kerr the fat poof? 

The illegal immigrant sent back to whence he came from.

Nat Nollid had more passports than hairs on his head. Finally the might of the Anglo-Scottish British Empire has caught up with him....

Is this the end of Nat Nollid's stay in the UK? Is this the right way to get rid of illegal migrants? Who decides who is legal or not? 

Non-PC Not politically correct. Funny as Fanny.

The crap singer and comedian?

Chuck shoes at 'em.

Vote for the BNP.

Please do your bit, join the BNP now, its free:  https://www.bnpbd.org


FOR KING AND COUNTRY, FOR EMPIRE, FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS, FOR CHA-WALLAS AND PUNKA WALLAS, FOR THE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF BRITS AND EUROPEANS CREATING NEW CIVILISATIONS AND GETTING THE NATIVES OUT OF THEIR MUD HUTS BY COLONISING AND TAKING OVER & NOW LIVING IN THE NEW WORLD, FOR BLIGHTY, FOR FAKE ORGASMS-THE TIME HAS NOW COME...


TO JOIN THE BNP GO TO: http://en.bnpbangladesh.com

NEWSFLASH: NEW RELIGION BY BLACK MAN: CHURCH OF HOLY PAISA

PART 2 -THE BISHOP TALKS ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN HIS NEW SEXY RELIGION....AND WHY WOMEN CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN ONE PARTNER.

Celebrity beauty sells body, sexy girl sells her virginity:

BILL CLINTON DENIES IT " AAH DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MISS FALLACY" BUSH/ MADONNA/ MARADONA/ LADY GAGA & ELTON  HAVE ALL PUT IN BIDS -HAVE YOU?  This girl has shocked the world by her open secret: she is a virgin. The medical expert who released the Lockerbie bomber stating he only had 3 months to live (who-after 3 years was still alive) has declared that Ms Fanny is a virgin with both her anal sphincter AND vaginal hymen intact-take a chance & bid for her-its all for the FFF charity.

You too can be a tosser?

Toss is the new fragrance for the metrosexual politically correct man. 

The Sex Shop Song.

For the VERY FIRST TIME in MUSIC HISTORY: a song dedicated to the sex shop and all things saucy, rude, cheeky touching all our hidden desires. The lyrics, written by Nat Nollid converted to music by The Mice Frontman Chris Hancock & NN: With a mystery girl on Vocals (FF?), Russ Martin on Lead Guitar, Justin Cummings on Sax, Ali Clark on Drums. 


http://tinyurl.com/themice-amazon 


Itunes:   http://tinyurl.com/themice-itunes


http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Mic... 


http://www.myspace.com/themicespace 

George Bush and the shoes again?

Bush had shoes thrown at him but Blair got away? God told them to do it. Amen and Awomen. (Mustn't be sexist)

Call the prostitute. Just ask for sex and blow me away.

Its the oldest profession and should be legalized. Millions of women choose to work in places like the Presidents Club but frustrated men-hating lesbians don't like other women using their beauty and charm.

Police fashion week.

Nothing too homosexual officer. Pretty boy. Pretty boy.

Land of hope and glory?

Sung by a turbanator? 

SHEIKH ALI BABA & THE 40 VIRGINS (NO BLACKS OR ASIANS)

This Sheikh is shaking it about, ALI BABA & THE 40 VIRGINS (NO BLACKS OR ASIANS COS ALLAH SAYS SO)


ONLY WHITE VIRGINS IN HEAVEN COS ALLAH DECREES NO ASIANS OR BLACKS, JUST ASK THE ISLAMIC SCHOLARS: 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8lhuMG1fbQ

Police cutbacks?

£500 billion down the toilet on HS2, Foreign Aid and the EU, but Police must cut back.

MP caught claiming penis enlargement expenses.

MP's have big ones? (Only the females) And not this one.

Cop's having an affair?

Every dish for every orifice?